too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
