I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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