Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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