I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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