why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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