the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
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