i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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