i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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