I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
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at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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