He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
