That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Never underestimate the power of titties
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