I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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