Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Randomize
