is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
What did we do last night that was yellow?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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