yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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