Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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