omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
