I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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