i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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