He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Randomize
