Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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