why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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