I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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