3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
