Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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