Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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