Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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