Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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