It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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