just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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