it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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