At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
