doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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