ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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