she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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