I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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