I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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