We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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