remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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