No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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