Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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