farters have to be the big spoon...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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