My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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