Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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