youre lurking in front of me
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize