a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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