idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I'm like, not good at living.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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