You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Found your dick twin last night
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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