Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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