me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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