And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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