Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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