the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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