so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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