just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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