Can Purell be used as lube?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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